Health & Wellness

Who's afraid of the big bad Snip?

Afraid of the Big Snip?Teetering on the fence about neutering your dog? Afraid that you or your dog might miss his canine jewels? You’re not alone, over 80% of pet owners are reluctant or refuse to give their dog the big snip. They can’t imagine having his dogliness stripped from him. They would rather deal with aggression, in house territorial marking, incessant mounting, straying, insane heat lust, or unwanted puppies caused by high testosterone levels. Ahh yes, but these issues are forgotten while one marvels at their dog’s big beautiful ornaments dangling for all the world to see!

Are you tired of dealing with your dogs testosterone issues, but can’t decide on a treatment? We have the solution for you! Hi, Dog Chatter here. If you’re having problems with aggression, insane heat lust, or unwanted puppies, then you need Neuticles! Stitch Neuticles into your dogs scrotum and it resolves the tough issues other solutions won’t fix. When you look at your dogs replacement canine jewels you’ll say WOW every time!
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Is Your Dog Self Contained?

Got Poop?Does your pup enjoy sampling the local variety of fresh poop? Perhaps your dog has a more vintage palate? Whatever your canine’s tastes may be, owners across the nation agree poop eating is NASTY!

Why do dogs to feast on their poop, and how do you stop it? There is no single answer to each of these questions, so here are a few:

Cave Dogs Did it…

All dogs have a primitive instinct to consume the waste of their puppies in order to protect themselves and their young from predators. Small dogs in particular will practice coprophagia, the art of poop feasting, to hide evidence of their presence. Now that is what you call self contained!
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Tough breaks for Toys…

Yorkie with Broken LegsAs tiny and adorable as they may be, toy or teacup sized dogs are breakable! Many dog owners are unaware how fragile their little buddies are, especially dogs under 10 lbs. Tiny dogs have very fragile bones, which can break easily and not heal well.

Tumi, an 11 month old Yorkshire Terrier (who’s name has been changed to protect his identity), broke both front legs when three children hijacked him and placed him on top of a bunk bed. The owner heard piercing shrieks echoing through the house after the fearless Yorkie jumped off. “I thought his neck was broken!” exclaimed the anguished owner. The total vet bill was over $6,000 not including the puppy stroller, needed for 8-10 weeks as the limbs healed. His owner had a crash course in the fragility of toy breeds. “I didn’t even know anything like this was possible” said the owner ”I should have gotten insurance.” Continue reading…