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Anchorage: No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Belvedere: City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash”.
Cathedral City: One may not bring their dog to school.
Cerritos: All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Glendale: One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
Los Angeles: It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
Portola: One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
San Jose: It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
Shasta Lake: One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
Alamosa: To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Denver: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Hartford: You may not educate dogs.
Chicago: It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
Crete: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
Galesburg: No person may keep a smelly dog.
Normal: It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Zion: It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
Topeka: No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.
Fort Thomas: Dogs may not molest cars.
Boston: It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.
Hopkinton: Though horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are prohibited.
Malboro: It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.
• DOG LAW OF 1919: It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
• One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.
Barber: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
Rocky Mount: It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.
Paulding: A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
• Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
• People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Bartlesville: If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.
Stanfield: It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
Millville: One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.
Clemson: “Vicious Dogs” may not be kept within the city limits. Bitches in heat shall be confined.
Myrtle Beach: Dogs may not be on the beach during the summer months during the daytime or the owner may be arrested.
• The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.
Jasper: Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times.
Ogden: No molesting animals.
• No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
• It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
• Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
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• You may not spay your female dog or cat.
• It is against the law to feed animals in public places.
• It is considered an offense to operate a mobile spay/neuter clinic – it is considered peddling.
• The raising of Rotweiller dogs is prohibited.
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